Saturday 9 August 2008

Bad porn

Was having a chat with NaughtyWife about bad porn and it reminded me of a pet hate. Really bad unnatural porn, you know FF silicone tits, huge pouty fish lips, and women with angry faces that are meant to be an extreme facsimile of a very turned on woman.

You know the kind, angry noises that should sound like lust, angry faces that should look like a person close to cumming, excessive make up that goes beyond slutty and looks more like Jacqueline Stallone, non-stop horndog noises that are so overdone (nobody moans like that)... Why of why?

Mostly they look like very angry women who arent turned on at all.

Why do people make it, and others buy it, its rubbish. I would rather be slapped with a wet fish! It makes the red faced german moustache man and bad music stuff from the 70s look really good! At least the women looked and acted natural.

MyKey

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