Monday, 3 November 2008

An ode to circumcision!

I was late to the circumcision world. I did it when I was 22 and it was, without question, one of the best decisions I ever made. I will explain why I did, and why I like it so much but first let me extol its virtues...

1 It looks gooood, so much better than a random flap of excess skin
2 It lets the head of my cock grow much much more when I am at my hardest, this looks cool. More importantly it grows most when I am close to cumming, usually this is when my wife is also close to cumming and the growth can push her over the edge. A lovely way to have a simultaneous orgasms.
3 It feels velvety and smooth
4 It tastes so much better (according to my wife, I wish I was that bendy!) than an uncircumcised penis, even if the owner keeps it clean. She has had quite a number to choose from so I believe her! Hence I get much more oral than I would otherwise have done.
5 It works better in a chastity device (easier to keep clean)
6 It looks great with a piercing (see this coming thursdays HNT)

and last but far from least, the reason I originally had it done

7 It doesnt hurt when having sex!

That brings me nicely to the reasons why, and the story about when I had it done. I have, it turns out, always had a tight foreskin. It was being monitored when I was a kid but it was never tight enough for the doctors to warrant removing it. I dont think they should have been so cautious, and I also think they should have told me what they were monitoring and what the consequences I should watch out for were as an adult. At such a young age I had no idea what the problem was. So as I grew into my teens my penis (which when hard has a big head) never got to full hardness, ever. When it approached I would become very uncomfortable and my erection would soften (or at least not harden further). As a result I spent years wondering if there was something wrong, it lowered my confidence in my sexual ability, and the few times I had sex it failed completely to be pleasurable. It was just plain uncomfortable. It was this which eventually (age 22) led me to realise there may be a physical rather than psychological problem and talk to a doc. They took one look, heard my description of sex and immediately said remove it. It was a huge relief to know what the problem was. The difference afterwards was incredible, sex was much more pleasurable, my penis got much harder and a bit larger because of the lack of discomfort, and for the first time sex worked. I consider I was a virgin until I was 23 because that is when I first had sex. Everything before it was some pale shadow of what it should have been. My confidence grew, but I think it is still less than it should have been.

The story of how it happened still amuses me (and turns me on)... At the time I was a student living in a house with 4 doctors, all female, and all cute. One was a part time call girl and had a habit of flouncing into my room at 2am to tell me about her night. Two of them were extremely very very cute (truth is I was infatuated with both), both wore holdups never tights (pantyhose), both wandered around the house in their underwear on a regular basis, and both also had a habit of flouncing into my room or even bed for late night TV. I realise this sounds like a silly playboy fantasy but believe me it isnt, if it were the late night TV session would have ended in a threesome, but that only ever happened in my dreams:) So during this year I had the chop. I went into hospital in the morning, had a tiny bit of general anaesthetic and woke up 20 minutes later thinking no time had passed. Looked under the cover wondering why they hadnt operated and saw a very bandaged penis. Walked home a couple of hours later, slowly.

Over the next 6 weeks I discovered that...

1 I am a man with a very high sex drive
2 I am unable to pleasure myself for at least 6 weeks
3 That I am in no pain except when I get erect when it hurts a lot
4 That the days are fine but the nights are hard, literally, and then sore. I didnt sleep so well :)
5 That my flatmates continued to wander around in their underwear and flounce into my bedroom
6 That without a good wank at least 3 times a day it became a huge tease having them around.

Lets just say that when the pain was bearable I had a wonderful explosive orgasm or seven. I wonder if this is where my love of Tease and Denial originated?

My son (now three) also has this problem. The doctors are unwilling to do anything this early on and want to monitor it. Unsurprisingly I am wary of this given the problems it caused me. The least I will do is talk to him early on about the problems to look out for when he grows up. I wonder how many 14-15 year olds when going through puberty have the confidence to discuss such a personal matter. Part of me wants to be proactive and have him circumcised, and part of me wonders whether the docs are right to be cautious. I certainly dont want him to have the problems I had though!


bdenied said...

Well here in the States at least until recently circumcision was routine. Now there is a big trend to not do it. I am and my wife certainly prefers it and I would never have it any other way. If they had not done me as a kid I would have it done as a grown up. Both my Sons were at the insistance of their Mom and Grandmother....Girls here seem to like it. I think they look better than uncut ones and so do most of the girls I know...but then again it was so common here that it was the norm rather than the exception.

Vixen said...

I'm curious as to why you didn't have your son circumcised as an infant? Not being critical at all, please don't take it that way, but especially after the problems you had.

As a female I have to completely agree with bdenied. I know it is becoming more and more common to not be circumcised, but have to say I def. prefer it. As do my friends. :)

Elle said...

Thanks for the penis story! No, really, it was interesting. See, I don't have one, and I just can't imagine what it's like, so I found this fascinating.

Now I can't wait for HNT :D

MyKey said...

Hi bdenied.
I know its common over there, and to be honest I can see why. Over here there was only one kid at school who had it done. The rest of us were curious as to why (not that anyone would admit it at a boys school). I reckon girls like it too, everyone who has seen it has been complimentary.

Hi Vixen, dont worry I know you arent being critical:) Mostly its because doctors over here are very cautious about it. When he was a baby we decided to do it as a precautionary measure but didnt realise that it has to be within the first 2 weeks. After that you need to go to a surgeon and that means convincing the docs. They seem to think its better to wait a while. He is three now and it looks as tight as ever so I think we will push the docs soon. Over here we have a good health service but its a very paternal one, unless you do your research and push for all avenues to be explored doctors can tend to fob you off. Sometimes its useful having a PhD, I use the title of Dr and they assume its medical. Amazing the change of attitude you see!

Hi Elle
I know what you mean, would love to have a pussy for a few days and see what its like. 1st thing I would try would be a crotch rope. They look yum :) Have you ever tried wearing a small strapon under your jeans. Might give you an appreciation about why we men sit the way we do. Feels surprisingly lifelike in a way :) Hope you like HNT, wouldnt want to 'deflate' your expectations, LoL.